Killer T. Ford antagonist from “Daytona Dead” by Karen Vaughan

What is your story?

I am the featured antagonist in DAYTONA DEAD

Who are you?

My name is Duane Ford a.k.a KILLER T. FORD

Where do you live?

Daytona Florida, I have a nice estate with a ranch house and a slip for my cabin cruiser

Are you the hero of your own story?

Yes it’s all about me!

What is your problem in the story?

Too many cops trying to track me down and a pesky tourist whoo blames me for running down her ex husband. You’d think she’d be grateful!

Do you run from conflict?

No I mow it down with my car.

How do you see yourself?

I know what I want and how to get it-usually by illegal means

How do your friends see you?

What friends?

How do your enemies see you?

A whining prima dona and someone not to mess with.

How does the author see you?

She painted me to be a ruthless man who lives by his own standards.

Do you think the author portrayed you accurately?

Yes she wanted a mean spirited and spiteful person and this is what you get.

What do you think of yourself?

I have a healthy self-esteem and a truck load of ambition

Do you have a hero?

Dale Earnhart Jr. Only man who beat me that I respect

Do you have a goal?

Win a lot of races and stay a few steps ahead of the law

What is your most prized possession?

My 40’s Chevy; we are one with the universe

Do you have any hobbies?

Rebuilding classic cars and showing them

What is your favorite color?

Blood red –It’s such a rich colour

What is your favorite item of clothing?

Jeans, and my racing uniforms — I am a casual kind of guy. I don’t kill people wearing Armani

What are the last five entries in your check registry?

Last 5 cheques I wrote to pay people off

What are the last three books you read?

Book of Robert Frost Poetry, Complete works of Edgar Allen Poe, Christine by Stephen King

If you were at a store now, what ten items would be in your shopping cart?

Beer, girlie magazines, steaks, salmon, 10 lb bag of spuds, Corn Flakes, Jim Beam, Bratwurst sausage, beef jerky and pork rinds,

Shelley Morgan, Hero of “Dead Comic Standing” by Karen Vaughan

What is your story?

Basically the comedians at two different clubs in Edmonton are getting knocked off by a serial killer.

Who are you?

My name is Shelley Morgan one of the comedians at Comic F/X

Where do you live?

A suburb of Edmonton Alberta, Canada

Are you the hero of your own story?

Any one who avoided getting knocked off, along with Edmonton’s finest

What is your problem in the story?

There is a serial killer with no sense of humor running around stabbing stand up comedians because he just can’t take a joke and another heckler who keeps giving me a hard time in particular.

Do you embrace conflict?

I don’t go looking for it, but I can hold my own in a fight.

Do you run from conflict?

Only if guns and knives involved

How do you see yourself?

Strong independent woman, with a sense of humor

How do your friends see you?

Caring funny person

How do your enemies see you?

Sarcastic bitch

How does the author see you?

Strong caring and funny

Do you have a hero?

Jeff Beals is my rock and I think George Carlin for his deep comic insights about life

What do you regret?

Not seeing that my ex-Charlie/Hank had some deep emotional trauma that lead him to kill.

What, if anything, haunts you?

That so many people had to die at Charlie’s hands

Are you lucky?

Lucky I found Jeff and that the guy from Australia saved me from being choked by Gordo

What was your childhood like?

Not easy, mom raised us alone after dad died but she did her best with me and the boys

Do you like remembering your childhood?

Yes great fodder for jokes.

Who was your first love?

I thought it was Charlie.

Who is your true love?

Jeff

Have you ever had an adventure?

Life is an adventure

Was there a major turning point in your life?

Deciding to do the comedy thing as opposed to going right into practice as a psychologist

Was there ever a defining moment of your life?

Getting my first laugh in a club was pretty special.

Name some items in your purse, briefcase, or pockets.

Clorets, my cell, makeup bag

What are the last five entries in your check registry?

Mortgage and car payments, utilities, Visa bill, and check written to mom

What are the last three books you read?

The Stand, Complete Idiots guide to Stand Up Comedy, The Thornbirds

If you were at a store now, what ten items would be in your shopping cart?

Jeans a good blazer, funky hat, scarves, sexy undies, sun glasses, thick hoodie, sweats, sexy sling-backs, nikes a little black Gucci dress

How do you envision your future?

Jeff, 3 kids, and a great career in mental health.